41. A Hard Day’s Night by the Beatles (1964)


The Beatles really were quite extraordinary at this point in their career. I recall the previous year when they first played for George Martin there was quite a stir when it was discovered they’d written a song. “Oh, you’ve written something yourself. That’s a novelty, good for you.” Because it wasn’t really done you see. Performing artistes didn’t really write songs. That’s what songwriters did.

But they wrote the entire of A Hard Days Night.

The whole thing, from opening to close. They didn’t need to top the disc up with with any cover versions or a tune someone else had penned for them. They just composed the whole thing. Marvellous stuff.

Have you seen the movie?

Not for some time. Although there is a small tribute in it to yours truly, which is most gratifying.

Really? I never noticed that.

The Beatles were accustomed to having me in the studio and they’re a very jovial bunch, or at least they were during that time. They were quite the wags, especially John. He used to watch me hard at my duties and comment that I was very clean. “He’s very clean” he used to say and it quickly became something of a catchphrase. It found its way into the dialogue of the motion picture.

It’s said often.

Yes, it is. And it always brings something of a smile to my face I don’t mind telling you. I remember hearing it in the cinema and turning to the person next to me saying “John used to say that about me” which did generate an askance glance or two, and justifiably so. Without context, it was just a bizarre thing said by an educated English accent in a cinema, but I couldn’t help myself. I was quite chuffed.

You certainly could boast an incredible array of acquaintances by this point.

Well yes, one supposes that’s true. I didn’t like to, of course, I don’t think “name-dropping,” as I’ve heard it called, is something an English gentleman should indulge in. But I do recall attending a formal function in London at one point and hearing someone boast of sharing a cup of tea with the then Chancellor of the Exchequer. He expected it would impress some young ladies he was talking to at the time but it had no impact whatsoever. He turned to me and asked if I had ever had tea with the Chancellor and I admitted I hadn’t but had shared several beverages with Elvis Presley, numerous light meals with the Beatles and an excellent fish supper with four-fifths of the Rolling Stones. I was pleased to see this had a considerably larger impact on the ladies present who were most intrigued.

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